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nawbzada 30.04.13 - 03:08am
.hnso dil khol k. .lolx *
xxvampxx 30.04.13 - 09:23am
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xxvampxx 30.04.13 - 09:29am
chu lgao fir koi joke ka tadka lmao *
xxvampxx 30.04.13 - 09:38am
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: BadLa *
nawbzada 30.04.13 - 10:32am
. Vampi *
xxvampxx 30.04.13 - 05:22pm
Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
Amul the taste of india
Ye dekh ke..
Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
KurKure tedha hai per mera hai *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 02:40am
oy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko. *
nawbzada 1.05.13 - 02:41am.eh bi mst ti.vampi *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:05am
Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners.. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:07am
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prashad. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:10am
LUN aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:12am
Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai! *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:15am
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 03:18am
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO. *
nawbzada 1.05.13 - 03:50am
. .bht bhdya.lolx *
nawbzada 1.05.13 - 04:16am
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria
or 1 Bandar choda Gaya.
Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min.
me Bandar ko pehchan
kar lega use 100,000
milenge...
Pehle Obama gaya Par
fail hogaya...
Fir George bush gaya
lekin nakaam raha...
Finally Manmohan singh
gaya Or 10 second me
Bandar le aya..
Sab ne hairani bhari
nazron se manmohan
se pucha aapne kaise
pata kara ?
Manmohan - Main pinjre
me gaya or kaha ki agle
election me VOTEmujhe
dena.....
.
.
.
...
.
to sirf ek ne kaha-
GHANTA LE LE MERA :D
lol *
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nawbzada 1.05.13 - 04:23am
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh
kia hai jocow kpaas 4 or
mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo
tumhari pant main hai
aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din
main karne k bajaye ko
raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte
hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki
pehli daffa karwate
huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni niat
pappu ki tarhan saaf
rakhain *
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nawbzada 1.05.13 - 04:27am
Ek Bhikhari Ek GharMein
Beekh Mangne Gaya,
Andar Se Ek Chota sa
Baccha Aaya
(are wo hi Baccha jo
Gubbarewale se gubbare
kharidta rehta hai)
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De
De Baba
Baccha:-
Main baba Nahi Beta
Hoon
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Beta
Baccha:-
Mera Naam Rahul Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Rahul beta
Baccha:
Mera Poora Naam Rahul
Gangwar Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Rahul Gangwar
beta
Baccha:
Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf
Karo
Babaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaa...hmmm m :D
Bhikhari:
Chutiya kahin ka *
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nawbzada 1.05.13 - 04:31am
Santa ki shaadi ke 3
mahine baad hi beta ho
gaya.Santa: Ye 3
mahinemein bacha kaise
ho gaya?Biwi: Aapki
shadi ko kitna time hua
hai?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi:
Aur meri shadiko?Santa:
3 mahine.Biwi: Aur
bachcha kitne time baad
hua?Santa: 3 mahine
baad.Biwi: Total kitne
mahine ho gaye?Santa:
Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine
ho gaye!time ka pata hi
nahi laga? :D *
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xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 06:01am *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 06:05am
Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!! *
nawbzada 1.05.13 - 09:21am
.mar dala.haha *
chuslelm 1.05.13 - 09:25am
(Latgh3) .hasna ho to yaha padhare...rakho is rum ka name jnb.... *
nawbzada 1.05.13 - 09:32am
.EH VI THEK KHA.LOLX.SHVM *
chuslelm 1.05.13 - 09:53am
BOYS nd GIRLS ke baat karne me kya faraq hota hai...
girl:yaha kya kar rahe ho.
boy:yaha kya ma chuda raha hai.
grl:maine aapko kya kaha.
boy:maine konsi teri gand marli lodu.
grl:aap itni tez kyu chal rahe ho.
boy:teri gand me aag lagi hai kya bhosdike.
grl:wo tchr ki respect karta hai.
boy:ye to sala tchrs ki gand me ghusa rahta hai.
girl:us ladki ka charecter acha nahi hai.
boy:ye to raand hai saali.
girl:tum bohot murakh ho.
boy:tu to lodu hai chutiye.
grl:darr lag raha h.
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chuslelm 1.05.13 - 09:57am
Boy:gand fat rahi hai
grl:maje mat lo.
boy:ungli mat kar bhosdi ke.
grl:aj to ghar walo se daant padi.
boy:aj to lode lag gaye bhanchod.
;) ::D *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 12:44pm 
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xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 12:47pm
Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 12:50pm
Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.
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xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 12:52pm
Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai. *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 01:00pm
Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited. *
chuslelm 1.05.13 - 06:16pm
..milk wala mast ta ..vampi.. :D *
xxvampxx 1.05.13 - 07:00pm
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jayvaidh 29.06.13 - 05:48am
8 SAAL KA BOY r*pe CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . .
Court me lady vakil uska chota sa SUSU pakad ke boli -
JAJ sahb dekho kya isse r*pe hoga? . . . . .
Boy bola jyada hila mat case haar jayegi .:-P:- D
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jayvaidh 29.06.13 - 05:51am
1 Ladka GUTTER Me Gir Gaya..
Tabi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi.
SURF EXCEL HE NA DAAG ACHE HE
Boy:-Teri Maa ki Chut
DAAG ITNE HI ACHE HE TO NICHE Whisper Q Lagati He.
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